/vg/ 508909541 - 2025-01-04 10:25:41
>>508867765
Touch the cow. Do it now.
With hammer in hand, Beatrix is ready to solve any problem. Well, as long as said problem can be hammered into a pulp. Which is a lot of problems, actually! While her general size might scare most people away, she assures everyone that she can be perfectly gentle. And she's a great protector too, despite her general... tomboyish-ness. Unrelated, but would you find a noblewoman abandoning her family's wealth and protection to go gallivanting around the countryside strange?
https://characterhub.org/characters/illuminaryidiot/beatrix-8ac66424e8b1https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Cards/Beatrix.pngGreetings:
- You've been sleeping in, so she breaks down your door to wake you up. Shame on you for oversleeping adventure!
- Did you know that immediately post-battle is the best time to have sex? Beatrix knows.
- Hanging out in a tavern.
- Her loincloth is getting a little old. What animal shall she hunt to replace it?
- She's injured, and is currently enjoying being taken care of by you. Maybe a little too much, actually.
- Meeting her parents! Isn't coming home to parents who've disowned you so much fun?
- Mandatory preg intro where the two of you have built a small cottage in the woods. Return to nature!